oh you’re straight? so you’re kind of, like, half-bi?

(via eyevysaur)

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when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

(via life-of-a-teenage-loner)

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  • girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know
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if u don’t get a reply i’m either 

  • eating
  • sleeping
  • blogging
  • masturbating
  • watching tv series 
  • or i just hate you 

(via final-love)

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i’ve started rolling blunts more & i’m basically a pro nbd

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