I should probably masturbate
I wanna do bad things to you, but good things for you.
So what? You failed your finals. You gained some weight. So what? You’re single again. You lost your job. So what? What now? You live. You try again. That’s what.
"so she’s gay now?"
yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden
Is there anything more exciting than getting new bras and underwear
Having someone to take them off
You win this time